A 150 word paragraph! YUK

Went an picked up my candidates information package today. Things have changed since last election in relation to a few of the procedures. One of the changes revolves around the 150 word candidate statement. The statement is to be provided as one paragraph, can you believe that.

As someone that has a resonable command of grammar, this goes against all gramatical rules, ONE PARAGRAPH, I just can't believe it. How does one construct a 150 word paragraph that is at least part readable, any suggestions appreciated.