I missed out on U2 tickets

Silly me thought I would just be able to log on to Ticketmaster and buy my tickets easily today, WRONG. They were sold out in 90 minutes and anyone trying via the web had no hope. Life is manic, I have managed to have one night at home this week, (Thursday) so I may get time to do Xmas cards.

Can someone do my Xmas shopping for me please?